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River Page
River Page is a reporter at The Free Press.
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Welcome to Secular Sharia
Drunks, cheaters, and Karens beware: TikTok is the new home for public floggings.
July 28, 2026
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How to Make a Racist a Free-Speech Martyr
Shiloh Hendrix went viral when she screamed the n-word on a playground. Now she’s been convicted of disorderly conduct, despite her awful actions being…
July 28, 2026
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Meet the ‘Anti-Platners’: Real Blue-Collar Democrats
A mechanic, a smoke jumper, and an ordinary firefighter may offer Democrats their best hope of winning back working-class voters.
July 21, 2026
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Yes, Phones Are Bad. But Can You Live Without One?
I went to the much-hyped anti-tech conference, where everyone was wondering: How do you give up apps in a modern world that assumes you have them?
July 10, 2026
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Two Drinks with. . . The Trump Adviser Headed to OpenAI
Dean Ball was advising the White House on emerging technology—and this week he took a job at the frontier lab. Of the future, he says: ‘A lot of crazy…
June 19, 2026
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Could a Libertarian Tip the Texas Senate Race?
Ted Brown claimed 2.4 percent of the vote in his last Senate run. That could be enough to spoil a tight race.
June 16, 2026
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Inside the Crowd at Trump’s Big Fight
‘It’s the president’s birthday, somebody needs to get knocked out,’ said one of the guys I watched UFC Freedom 250 with.
June 16, 2026
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Two Drinks with. . . Trump’s Tourism Czar
Over Negronis in Washington, D.C., the Australian-born reformed shitposter Nick Adams says that he’s ‘the brand ambassador for the United States, the…
June 12, 2026
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Why the Attacks on Graham Platner Don’t Work
The evidence of past affairs is the latest of many scandals. Yet none have stuck because his troubles strike many as relatable.
May 31, 2026
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The Rise and Fall of America’s First N-Word Influencer
‘Chud the Builder’ goes viral by walking up to black people and using racial slurs. He was just arrested for shooting someone. How did we get here?
May 14, 2026
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Luxury Crimes at ‘The New York Times’
At America’s paper of record, wealthy media figures debate the merits of theft.
April 23, 2026
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AI Is Coming. Becoming an Electrician Won’t Save You.
White-collar workers at risk of being replaced by AI have been told to go to trade school. But is ‘learn a trade’ the new ‘learn to code’?
April 20, 2026
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