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Forty years ago when we were dating, I saw my now-husband walking towards me on the beach and gasped out loud because I thought he was naked; I wondered what kind of perv I’d gotten involved with. He wasn’t, and I was able to explain to him why a flesh-colored swimsuit is a bad idea. Looking at the photo at the head of this article I thought the woman was vacuuming topless for the same reason, though, now that I consider it, I bet that’s nice and cool.

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