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The news isn’t necessarily good. But it’s always funny with Nellie Bowles.
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TGIF: Passed Peak Intelligence
Trump’s economy is less than golden. Dem polls hit rock bottom. The Teslas are being torched. We’re getting dumber. Harvard offers remedial math. And…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Everything’s Computer
Stock prices go down, tariffs go up, MAHA comes for fast food, ICE comes for Khalil, AOC shrinks interest rates, Rahm and Gavin reach for the vast…
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TGIF: Scam Nation
Trump backs a federal crypto reserve, the Tate brothers come home, Gavin Newsom swings right, RFK Jr. goes pro-vax, ‘carbon fundamentalism’ is the…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Gold Bars, Gold Stars, Gold Cards
BP says drill, baby, drill; measles part II; kids are scared of God again; spy agencies are no longer a sex club; and reverse racism is here to stay.
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TGIF: War Games
Trump abandons Ukraine, Elon blanks his baby mamas, the free speech king suggests free speech jail, and Trevor Noah argues for segregation. Plus: ASMR…
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TGIF: Be (My Limestone) Mine?
America’s the new Mexico, cocaine’s the new whiskey, and hospitals are where you go to be killed. Plus: DOGE vendettas, chicken nugget immunity, and…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Mar-a-Gaza
Trump plans the Riviera of the Middle East, and the DOGE boys air the bureaucracy’s dirty laundry. Plus: Pronouns keep dropping, TurboTax gets a MAGA…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: War Room Correspondent
Trump throws the doors to the press room wide open. His administration says ‘nuh-uh’ to MAHA. The Colombian president drops some slam poetry. Britain…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: I Solemnly Swear
Trump took the oath, Biden pardoned Fauci, Ross Ulbricht walked free, China cut the cord, TikTok got more time, Kemi ate lunch, the Constitution got a…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Hard Pivot
Biden bids adieu. Zuckerberg takes the red pill. Poor Meghan Markle can’t catch a break. DEI and the LA fires. A new town just for January 6ers. And…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Hellfire
The policies that broke California. Meta’s fact-checkers head to Texas. David Muir cinches his waist. Jimmy Carter’s cliquey funeral. And much, much…
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TGIF: Three Days In, Two Terrorist Attacks and a Subway Shove
Catching up with the Reality Czars, Barbara Broccoli, the President of the American Egg Board, the Global Engagement Center, the UK’s very effective…
Nellie Bowles
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