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The news isn’t necessarily good. But it’s always funny with Nellie Bowles.
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TGIF: Gratitude Edition
Once a year, it’s good to put down the barbs and be grateful.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: His Emails!
Nicki Minaj storms the UN, Epstein emails take no prisoners, Trump says ‘Quiet, Piggy,’ influencers get Mao-pilled, tax policy becomes elder care, and…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The al-Qaeda Commander’s Perfume
Whether you are from Galmudug or Garowe, you are from Minneapolis.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Lower East Side Work Camp
The strange tale of Kevin Roberts, socialism wins bigly, Maduro is cool again, New Jersey suburbs are popping off, AI will replace us, and so much more.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Nothing but the Truth
The Tucker × Nick Fuentes collaboration, Karine Jean-Pierre’s chaotic book tour, Harvard students crying over A’s, and so much more.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: My Little Totenkopf
Six big beefcakes enter our lives, French jewel thieves are lazy, Governor Gambler cashes in, Wikipedia is in free fall, the White House becomes a…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Trump Treaty Summit
Big Balls’ attackers roam free, DHS has Twitter fingers, France kills my Riviera dreams, a teeny-weeny bit of voter fraud in the Land of 10,000 Lakes…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Shutdown Blues
Three cheers for Palantir, a ceasefire emerges, Katie Porter goes full diva, the assassin’s homecoming, James Bond hangs up his strap, German…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: SHUT IT DOWN
Pete Hegseth gets preachy. AI gets scarier. Aliens get real. Donny from Queens invades America. Was Britain a mistake? LaWhore Vagistan is teaching…
Will Rahn
TGIF: Pass the Tylenol
Dog whistles from the right, ball-hiding on the left, nepo babies at the UN, trouble aboard the flotilla, the president stuck on an escalator, and more.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Real Motive Is Not What It Seems
Checking in on Pam Bondi, Jimmy Kimmel, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Brendan Carr, Elon Musk, Pope Leo, Marjorie Taylor Greene, King Charles, and one…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Prove Me Wrong
Charlie Kirk’s murder: the media reports, the FBI searches. Kamala Harris embarks on a book tour. Biden's faked data. The Luddites unite. And much, much…
Nellie Bowles
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