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TGIF: Bored of Peace
Trump launches his Board of Peace, Greenland has daddy issues, Canada prepares for an invasion that isn’t coming, the DSA flirts with the CCP, whole…
January 23, 2026
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: ICE on Ice
America pauses diplomacy for an MMA birthday. The mayor requests a bidet. Matt Gaetz blames Israelis for Argentine wildfires. The synagogue arsonist’s…
January 16, 2026
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Eat Real Food
The new tenant protector needs your keys. Welcome to Situation Room South. Dairy is back on the table. The Israelis and Syrians are going into…
January 9, 2026
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Warmth of Collectivism
Underfunded Kenyan sex chatbots, Somali day cares, promotions for killers, Ozempic for pennies, and much, much more.
January 2, 2026
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: An Alcoholic’s Personality
Susie Wiles names names, a Hanukkah massacre meets conspiracy rot, Brown’s cameras go dark, Trump invents the Patriot Games, and so much more.
December 19, 2025
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: FIFA Peace Prize
Seattle Pride meets Iranian modesty laws, UK council paints parking spots around cars, Gianni gifts Trump the world, Afghan assailants (almost) get…
December 12, 2025
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Piddly, Stupid Stuff
Somali scamsters spook Minnesota, Sabrina Carpenter feuds with the White House, Waymos beat out human drivers, disability booms on campus, the Ayatollah…
December 5, 2025
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Gratitude Edition
Once a year, it’s good to put down the barbs and be grateful.
November 27, 2025
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: His Emails!
Nicki Minaj storms the UN, Epstein emails take no prisoners, Trump says ‘Quiet, Piggy,’ influencers get Mao-pilled, tax policy becomes elder care, and…
November 21, 2025
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The al-Qaeda Commander’s Perfume
Whether you are from Galmudug or Garowe, you are from Minneapolis.
November 14, 2025
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Lower East Side Work Camp
The strange tale of Kevin Roberts, socialism wins bigly, Maduro is cool again, New Jersey suburbs are popping off, AI will replace us, and so much more.
November 7, 2025
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Nothing but the Truth
The Tucker × Nick Fuentes collaboration, Karine Jean-Pierre’s chaotic book tour, Harvard students crying over A’s, and so much more.
October 31, 2025
Nellie Bowles
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