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TGIF: Vladimir, STOP!
We bid adieu to the woke pope. Trump embraces Deportation Nation. Young’uns fall in love with the right. RFK Jr. gets a win. Harvard teaches Chinese…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Homegrown Criminals
Republicans head to El Salvador, Bernie goes to Coachella, Trump sets his sights on Harvard, the White House hosts Holy Week, RFK Jr. gets to the bottom…
Sean Fischer and Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Yippy and Afraid
Americans are sent to sweatshops, Gen Z goes to church, Mississippi becomes the education capital of the world, real showers are back, our military is…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Our Beef Is Beautiful
Trump tariffs the world. Elon’s baby mama demands more. Mike Waltz doesn’t learn his lesson. Gayle King goes to space. Merit-based admissions are back…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: 👊🇺🇸🔥
A Waltz to remember in Yemen, a date night in Greenland, a meltdown in Australia, Eid al-Fitr in England, Venezuelan grocery stores in New York, Irish…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Passed Peak Intelligence
Trump’s economy is less than golden. Dem polls hit rock bottom. The Teslas are being torched. We’re getting dumber. Harvard offers remedial math. And…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Everything’s Computer
Stock prices go down, tariffs go up, MAHA comes for fast food, ICE comes for Khalil, AOC shrinks interest rates, Rahm and Gavin reach for the vast…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Scam Nation
Trump backs a federal crypto reserve, the Tate brothers come home, Gavin Newsom swings right, RFK Jr. goes pro-vax, ‘carbon fundamentalism’ is the…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Gold Bars, Gold Stars, Gold Cards
BP says drill, baby, drill; measles part II; kids are scared of God again; spy agencies are no longer a sex club; and reverse racism is here to stay.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: War Games
Trump abandons Ukraine, Elon blanks his baby mamas, the free speech king suggests free speech jail, and Trevor Noah argues for segregation. Plus: ASMR…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Be (My Limestone) Mine?
America’s the new Mexico, cocaine’s the new whiskey, and hospitals are where you go to be killed. Plus: DOGE vendettas, chicken nugget immunity, and…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Mar-a-Gaza
Trump plans the Riviera of the Middle East, and the DOGE boys air the bureaucracy’s dirty laundry. Plus: Pronouns keep dropping, TurboTax gets a MAGA…
Nellie Bowles
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