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TGIF: Scammander in Chief
Trump plays a game of chicken. The White House doles out fishy pardons. Democrats get all masculine. Elon departs D.C. The Macron slap. And much more.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Fit to Serve
Biden’s cover-up gets aired out. Trump yells at Walmart. Wannabe citizens compete on reality TV. DOGE fumbles. Dems can’t find their Joe Rogan. And much…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Emir of America
The Afrikaners arrive in America. The Pope has a Facebook brother. Trump’s trade war worked. Hindus don’t get a heritage month. Britain’s PM goes MAGA…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: In This $TRUMP Economy?
America’s homegrown pope, socialists’ love affair with free trade, MAGA art fit for a museum, Free Press faces in the White House, a prison perfect for…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Gangster Government
Trump gets mafioso, David Hogg is bested by 4D woke chess, Europe welcomes clean energy and rolling blackouts, Meta gifts us AI friends, the military…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Vladimir, STOP!
We bid adieu to the woke pope. Trump embraces Deportation Nation. Young’uns fall in love with the right. RFK Jr. gets a win. Harvard teaches Chinese…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Homegrown Criminals
Republicans head to El Salvador, Bernie goes to Coachella, Trump sets his sights on Harvard, the White House hosts Holy Week, RFK Jr. gets to the bottom…
Sean Fischer and Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Yippy and Afraid
Americans are sent to sweatshops, Gen Z goes to church, Mississippi becomes the education capital of the world, real showers are back, our military is…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Our Beef Is Beautiful
Trump tariffs the world. Elon’s baby mama demands more. Mike Waltz doesn’t learn his lesson. Gayle King goes to space. Merit-based admissions are back…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: 👊🇺🇸🔥
A Waltz to remember in Yemen, a date night in Greenland, a meltdown in Australia, Eid al-Fitr in England, Venezuelan grocery stores in New York, Irish…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Passed Peak Intelligence
Trump’s economy is less than golden. Dem polls hit rock bottom. The Teslas are being torched. We’re getting dumber. Harvard offers remedial math. And…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Everything’s Computer
Stock prices go down, tariffs go up, MAHA comes for fast food, ICE comes for Khalil, AOC shrinks interest rates, Rahm and Gavin reach for the vast…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Scam Nation
Trump backs a federal crypto reserve, the Tate brothers come home, Gavin Newsom swings right, RFK Jr. goes pro-vax, ‘carbon fundamentalism’ is the…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Gold Bars, Gold Stars, Gold Cards
BP says drill, baby, drill; measles part II; kids are scared of God again; spy agencies are no longer a sex club; and reverse racism is here to stay.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: War Games
Trump abandons Ukraine, Elon blanks his baby mamas, the free speech king suggests free speech jail, and Trevor Noah argues for segregation. Plus: ASMR…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Be (My Limestone) Mine?
America’s the new Mexico, cocaine’s the new whiskey, and hospitals are where you go to be killed. Plus: DOGE vendettas, chicken nugget immunity, and…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Mar-a-Gaza
Trump plans the Riviera of the Middle East, and the DOGE boys air the bureaucracy’s dirty laundry. Plus: Pronouns keep dropping, TurboTax gets a MAGA…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: War Room Correspondent
Trump throws the doors to the press room wide open. His administration says ‘nuh-uh’ to MAHA. The Colombian president drops some slam poetry. Britain…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: I Solemnly Swear
Trump took the oath, Biden pardoned Fauci, Ross Ulbricht walked free, China cut the cord, TikTok got more time, Kemi ate lunch, the Constitution got a…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Hard Pivot
Biden bids adieu. Zuckerberg takes the red pill. Poor Meghan Markle can’t catch a break. DEI and the LA fires. A new town just for January 6ers. And…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Hellfire
The policies that broke California. Meta’s fact-checkers head to Texas. David Muir cinches his waist. Jimmy Carter’s cliquey funeral. And much, much…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Three Days In, Two Terrorist Attacks and a Subway Shove
Catching up with the Reality Czars, Barbara Broccoli, the President of the American Egg Board, the Global Engagement Center, the UK’s very effective…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Welcome to America, Greenland
The first MAGA schism, Gaetz exposed, Yahya Sinwar shirts for sale at Walmart, Asma’s healing journey, papal geopolitics, and much, much more.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Lame Duck
President Biden is sunsetting. President-elect Musk is revving up. The Ayatollah is tweeting like a Tumblr girl. H5N1 hits Louisiana, Ketanji takes…
Nellie Bowles
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