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TGIF: Trump’s Plan to Conquer Heaven
Trump knocks at the pearly gates. Mamdani’s competitors do their best to help him win. The Democratic Party abandons hope. America cowmaxxes, and…
Will Rahn
TGIF: Life of a Showgirl
Trump builds his crypto empire. D.C. gets the MAGA military treatment. Laura Loomer deposed. Gavin Newsom in ALL CAPS. Our personalities plummet. France…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Ottoman President
Trump manifests his East Wing destiny, Tim Cook gets emasculated, Big Balls fights off D.C. carjackers, job numbers get MAGAfied, vaccine research is…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: My Jeans Are Blue
Sydney fever sweeps the nation. A Democratic doozy. Trump’s tariff vindication. A begrudging NYT Gaza correction. Candace Owens gets sued. Boston bans…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Skipping Town
Meet me at the First Lady Melania Trump Opera House. Epstein-induced infighting. The MAGA-Murdoch divorce. Hunter Biden’s sequel. Stephen Colbert’s…
Will Rahn
TGIF: The Client List
The Jeffrey Epstein Files: MAGA edition. Trump’s Coca-Cola crusade. Government cars for disabled Brits. A rare Obama sighting. Fillets of cod. Aluminum…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: In a Sense, Aren’t We All African American?
TSA, Kabuki edition. Grok’s Hitlerian turn. The perfect millennial mayor. Mexico’s revenge deportations. Eau de Trump. The gang problem that wasn’t, but…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The People’s Republic of Manhattan
Queens is the new Virginia, Mexico is the new Iran, robots are the new freshmen, and Jonathan A.C. Brown is the Prince Alwaleed bin Talal Chair of…
Will Rahn
TGIF: Monitoring the Situation
Israel at war. The pro-Iran MAGA faction. Kooky Tucker Carlson. Bluesky’s veep ban. The big, beautiful, bankrupting bill. Anti-tourist protests. The…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: ICE Raid on Aisle 4
The Los Angeles riots. Trump’s birthday parade (with tanks). Tulsi’s AI JFK files. MAGA jawlines. Mayor Mamdani. And much more.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Real Housewives of Pennsylvania Avenue
The breakup of the year. FEMA forgets what hurricanes are. Trump dumps the Federalist Society. Dems try out normalcy. Biden says et tu, Karine…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Scammander in Chief
Trump plays a game of chicken. The White House doles out fishy pardons. Democrats get all masculine. Elon departs D.C. The Macron slap. And much more.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Fit to Serve
Biden’s cover-up gets aired out. Trump yells at Walmart. Wannabe citizens compete on reality TV. DOGE fumbles. Dems can’t find their Joe Rogan. And much…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Emir of America
The Afrikaners arrive in America. The Pope has a Facebook brother. Trump’s trade war worked. Hindus don’t get a heritage month. Britain’s PM goes MAGA…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: In This $TRUMP Economy?
America’s homegrown pope, socialists’ love affair with free trade, MAGA art fit for a museum, Free Press faces in the White House, a prison perfect for…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Gangster Government
Trump gets mafioso, David Hogg is bested by 4D woke chess, Europe welcomes clean energy and rolling blackouts, Meta gifts us AI friends, the military…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Vladimir, STOP!
We bid adieu to the woke pope. Trump embraces Deportation Nation. Young’uns fall in love with the right. RFK Jr. gets a win. Harvard teaches Chinese…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Homegrown Criminals
Republicans head to El Salvador, Bernie goes to Coachella, Trump sets his sights on Harvard, the White House hosts Holy Week, RFK Jr. gets to the bottom…
Sean Fischer and Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Yippy and Afraid
Americans are sent to sweatshops, Gen Z goes to church, Mississippi becomes the education capital of the world, real showers are back, our military is…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Our Beef Is Beautiful
Trump tariffs the world. Elon’s baby mama demands more. Mike Waltz doesn’t learn his lesson. Gayle King goes to space. Merit-based admissions are back…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: 👊🇺🇸🔥
A Waltz to remember in Yemen, a date night in Greenland, a meltdown in Australia, Eid al-Fitr in England, Venezuelan grocery stores in New York, Irish…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Passed Peak Intelligence
Trump’s economy is less than golden. Dem polls hit rock bottom. The Teslas are being torched. We’re getting dumber. Harvard offers remedial math. And…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Everything’s Computer
Stock prices go down, tariffs go up, MAHA comes for fast food, ICE comes for Khalil, AOC shrinks interest rates, Rahm and Gavin reach for the vast…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Scam Nation
Trump backs a federal crypto reserve, the Tate brothers come home, Gavin Newsom swings right, RFK Jr. goes pro-vax, ‘carbon fundamentalism’ is the…
Nellie Bowles
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