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The news isn’t necessarily good. But it’s always funny with Nellie Bowles.
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TGIF: I Am the Most Famous and Talked-About Person in the Country
Fauci’s back baby, the DNC is broke, another car commits an act of terrorism, fleas are taking our children’s playgrounds, and more.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Kids Doing Fireworks
Andrew Tate is locked up but AI’s escaped; the kids like capitalism if you call it anything else; we kind of won the Iraq War; and more!
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The High-T Department of War
Cyclosporiasis, ShotSpotter, ‘Gone with the Wind,’ the DSA, ‘Promise Me, America,’ and other things my father warned me about.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Oyster of My Eye
A look into the mediaology behind the allegations against Graham Platner; the pope’s immigration crusade; Candace Owens’ deeply sane week; and the…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: We’ve Got the Gayest Parliament
Socialism is in, learning math is out, rent is frozen, France is melting, the Empire State Building climbers get engaged, and more!
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: This Is Why I Can’t Have Friends
Welcome to Mamdanistan, where murder is an effect of poverty, sociology degrees take longer than medical ones, and where you need a F— AIPAC tattoo on…
Will Rahn
TGIF: No One Is Getting Left Behind This Time
Iran fizzles, UFC pyrotechnics pop, Ozempic brings us closer to peace, Meta fixes its snacks, and more!
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: We Economists Have Done the Maths
Karmelo Anthony trial reactions, college costs cross six figures, the vice president owns birds, Rosie O’Donnell looks amazing, We the Economists make…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: I Would Never Have Forgotten My Drugs
The end of the slush fund, money can’t buy California, the oysterman is all shell and no belly, the SAT is cool again, the Bidens are back, and more.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Donald Trump $250 Bill
A guest column from the great Nick Gillespie.
Nick Gillespie
TGIF: I Have a Thing Called Iran
Harvard stops giving everyone A’s, an American politician floats ‘Zionist’ internment camps, the Taliban needs your cash for women’s rights, protein…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Sort of a Fat Slob
Trump Mobile ships a rebranded T-Mobile phone, Princeton kills its 133-year honor code, $10 billion in Covid relief went to really fun stuff, AOC says…
Nellie Bowles
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