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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

I feel like I need to explain to Democrats how dogwhistles work. It’s fairly complex. Let me try to break it down into a series of bullet points.

-If you hear it, YOU ARE THE DOG

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Mike Cranny's avatar

I want to steal this. Perfect.

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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

Speaking of dogs, the famous book that Youngkin racistly implied in an ad was not suitable for children, as a dogwhistle to his klan base, contains multiple instances of bestiality and NONE of the animals were dogs. It was just a bunch of cow and goat sex. How rude! Very appropriate for children but somewhat discriminatory towards dogs, honestly.

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PS I can be excessive at times so I should clarify. While David French certainly believes it is unconstitutional book burny right-wing cancel culture to keep the book in question away from children, it absolutely does contain a buttload of bestiality and a bonus episode of a lady murdering her own kid. It’s total unedifying sewage.

PPS Speaking of unedifying sewage, check out my latest newsletter about how the Trump vaccine functions a lot like a combover.

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Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

And if you hear the dog whistle that’s racist, you’re the racist.

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Phoenician Tin's avatar

Exactly. …wait... Woof.

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Diamond Boy's avatar

Woof woof

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