Was the Opening Ceremony Demonic, or Just Cringe?
A still from the bizarre opening ceremony for the Olympics. (via X)
Don’t feel bad for Christians—feel bad for the French.
You might recall the epic 2008 Beijing opening ceremony, which showcased the four great Chinese inventions: the compass, gunpowder, paper, and typesetting. This one in Paris, put up last Friday, celebrated analogous French contributions like threesomes, the Minions franchise, and dressing like a clown.
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