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Kevin Durant?'s avatar

“‘Hey, can I talk to this attorney and tell them I drank a beer, or am I going to get my visa revoked?’”

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Imagine being a member of MS13 with a smuggling operation based in El Paso and you’re reading this. You would never stop laughing.

Of course they can’t read, but you know what I mean.

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Lynne Morris's avatar

Psst. The cartels operate in SF too.

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KTonCapeCod's avatar

Well Stanford would translate this to all languages and hire culturally appropriate translators and offer you a safe room for this...and some time off to process, cry and then take 6 months off because you are triggered and traumatized.

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Dystopian Housewife's avatar

Stanford would make sure that they referred to you as Latinx in the letter revoking your visa.

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