A High Schooler Graduated with a 3.4 GPA. He Can’t Read His Diploma. Plus. . .

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Pennies and plastic straws get the chair. Good news for two dodgy Dems. Wait, we sent a jihadist to college in Colorado? And more.

By River Page

02.13.25 — The Front Page

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It’s Thursday, February 13. This is The Front Page, your daily window into the world of The Free Press—and our take on the world at large. Coming up: An F-eulogy for the paper straw. Trump pardons dirty Democrats. Penny for your thoughts? Not for long. And much more.

But first: The kids can’t read—and they’re getting litigious.

America might be more polar…

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