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A High Schooler Graduated with a 3.4 GPA. He Can’t Read His Diploma. Plus. . .
(Dick Kraus via Getty Images; illustration by The Free Press)
Pennies and plastic straws get the chair. Good news for two dodgy Dems. Wait, we sent a jihadist to college in Colorado? And more.
By River Page
02.13.25 — The Front Page
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It’s Thursday, February 13. This is The Front Page, your daily window into the world of The Free Press—and our take on the world at large. Coming up: An F-eulogy for the paper straw. Trump pardons dirty Democrats. Penny for your thoughts? Not for long. And much more.

But first: The kids can’t read—and they’re getting litigious.

America might be more polar…

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River Page
River Page is a reporter at The Free Press. Previously, he worked as a staff writer at Pirate Wires, covering technology, politics, and culture. His work has also appeared in Compact, American Affairs, and the Washington Examiner, among other publications.
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