TGIF: The Client List

President Donald Trump speaks to reporters in the East Room of the White House. (Andrew Caballero-Reynolds via Getty Images)
The Jeffrey Epstein Files: MAGA edition. Trump’s Coca-Cola crusade. Government cars for disabled Brits. A rare Obama sighting. Fillets of cod. Aluminum in vaxxes. And much more.
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