Finding Ilene

(Erin Otwell / The Free Press)
I’ve been married five times, once per decade starting in my twenties. I’ve learned a lot, and I’ve finally found the one.
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While I have not lived past lives, I’ve had many past wives. And as it turns out, those do win you some wisdom.
In my seventy-two years I’ve been married five times, once per decade beginning in my twenties. I’m not proud of this, but it does help define me. Some may call me naive, and I’m sure some of my ex-wives would call me worse.
From those marriag…
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