Find Yourself a Finance Bro
The Winklevoss twins are medaled rowers; their nemesis, Mark Zuckerberg, is an amateur MMA fighter. (Photo by Jonathan Ferrey/Getty Images)
The much-maligned archetype offers a few things the American dating public forgot they needed: stability, predictability, virility.
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Joshes, Jareds, and Jakes of the world: rejoice! It’s going to be a good summer for basic dudes who favor Patagonia vests and work in the finance sector. For starters, there’s the earworm song that has gone absolutely viral on TikTok. The lyrics—“I’m looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes”—are what my mind replays over and over as I c…
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