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The Ancient Male Art of Monitoring the Situation
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Beneath the joke of ‘monitoring the situation’ memes lies a deep and unchangeable male instinct: the instinct for heroic action.
By Nicholas Clairmont
03.03.26 — Culture and Ideas
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There is a famous quote attributed to Leon Trotsky to the effect of: “You may not be interested in the war, but war is interested in you.”

Leon, buddy, let me stop you right at that comma. If you have been watching the social media feeds of dudes (including mine) since early Saturday morning—the beginning of what we now know is called Operation Epic Fury—you will know that there is no chance that we are not interested in the war, which we can watch play out in almost alarming detail in near–real time on the internet.

When there’s modern military conflict, men are, as the self-deprecating but unusually sincere internet meme now goes, “monitoring the situation.”

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Nicholas Clairmont
Nicholas Clairmont is the international editor of The Free Press
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