Hurkle-Durkle Is the New Way to Self-Care Ourselves to Death

Every few years, the algorithm latches on to a new justification for doing absolutely nothing. 

Sometime this winter, I noticed videos about bed rot, which is what it sounds like: plonking down in bed indefinitely. Like most people, I didn’t need an instructional video to teach me about lying down. My bedroom is tiny; it basically just fits a bed, on pur…