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The news isn’t necessarily good. But it’s always funny with Nellie Bowles.
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TGIF: Sort of a Fat Slob
Trump Mobile ships a rebranded T-Mobile phone, Princeton kills its 133-year honor code, $10 billion in Covid relief went to really fun stuff, AOC says…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Too Crazy and Not Crazy Enough
Denmark punishes its elderly for climate change, JPMorgan’s sex slave lawsuit, RIP Spirit Airlines, the Palisades arsonist is a Luigi wannabe, Kash…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: A New Tux on the Dirty Hilton Floor
An Oxford professor teaches biochemistry in Z-cup rubber breasts. A soldier bet $33K on his own raid and won $409K. Golf is killing humanity. And much…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: We Live in the World We’re In
Stealing is cool, the scammers got scammed, the public transit is safe, the socialists are rich, and the vaccines are back, baby!
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Luddite Party
Tom Steyer goes hard in the paint, the father of SantaCon and the missing SantaBucks, World Liberty Financial gets accused of being an ATM, and Allbirds…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+
Is J.D. Vance the real bell hooks? Is the Easter Bunny in the cabinet? And are we ready for a new Canada Research Chair in Forestry and Environmental…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Truth of the Conspiracy of the Conspiracy
Iran’s supreme leader is AI, the pickleball court is a deathtrap, Cuba’s best ambassadors, and the Cesar Chavez take no one wants to hear.
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Bring Them Back from Palm Beach
Trump grades Macron an 8, Britain shoplifts for revolution, Netflix ghosts Harry and Meghan, the metaverse dies, the White House outs Iran’s maybe-gay…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Smoking Jars of Metal
A tour of the European tech scene, the ‘Grand Theft Auto’ presidency, the UFC Bureau of Investigation, the Great American tax haven, and the brain cells…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Get Them Before They Get Me
The real victims of the war in Iran are the American right, there’s no ‘we’ in Venezuela, 2020 was a bad dream, Bellevue is the new Seattle, and the EU…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: The Situation Has Snowballed
Hockey gold turns into a loyalty test, Dems won’t clap for Iryna’s grieving mom, Kamala ‘might,’ ‘John Barron’ calls C-SPAN, robot vacuums listen in…
Nellie Bowles
TGIF: Bad for Business Class
OSINT dads monitor the situation, Trump flirts with Paraguay, the right posts ‘I’m not suicidal,’ the UK bans reality in ads, AOC stutters through…
Nellie Bowles
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