Hello, and welcome back. You may not recognize me with my face transplant and Brazilian butt lift, but I’m still here. I’m the same old me—it’s just that now I wear this cheetah fur around my shoulders and I’m considering buying a de Kooning. As an investment! We’re still going to have fun here, though, guys, I’m still one of the gang. Like: Isn’t it a …
TGIF: Shutdown Blues
President Donald Trump dances after delivering remarks during the U.S. Navy’s 250th anniversary celebration. (Alex Wroblewski/AFP via Getty Images)
Three cheers for Palantir, a ceasefire emerges, Katie Porter goes full diva, the assassin’s homecoming, James Bond hangs up his strap, German perma-workers, and Canadian organs are up for grabs.
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